Monday 22 October 2012

10 facebook status updates you missed (because they were in my head)

Don't drink and Facebook


1. I'm screaming...why can no one hear me?


2. I'm after blood today and I'm not gonna stop until I get it


3. Hip hip hooray for happy hour...at home :(


4. I. NEED. SEX. DESPERATELY


5. I feel so sad and broken.  Will someone put me back together again, please?


6. New Milestone: I made it to 6:13pm without a drink. Woop!


7. I want to die.


8. First time in 2 weeks I've woken up without a hangover. Yay for me!


9. I feel soooooooo alone in this world.


10. My life is completely fucked.  What I need is a fuck.  Maybe I'll feel better then?

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